Joe ~ 20 ~ Canada (P.s, we don't live in igloos.) ig: Joel.beaulieu_

 

altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

westtlee:

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

luciojustboopedyou:

tranquillust:

jehovahhthickness:

kingorb:

halalturk:

jasisababe:

igglooaustralia:

LMFAOO watch this please

Omg

I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy

THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN LMFAOOOOOO

I can’t stop watching

honestly..just watch

ART

coltre:

I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.